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...wez gonna killza MONSTORS!
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Ahh, yes- my four forms. I shall now take you on a detailed tour of them :D

Human (current form) :
Has the most capability to do fiddly and intricate work, due to dexterous fingers. can generally stay upright on two feet, and likes pies most of all. Usually short life span as it rather mushy.

Minotaur (last time was between 1567-1601):
Fairly large and has the capability to lift things. Shares the Fingers of the human form, but lacks dexterity, as it's big and clumsy. Extreme Low blood pressure sufferer, so don't wake it while it's sleeping. 0_0

Unicorn (last time was between 1859-1995):
The most elegant of the group, the unicorn leaps around and generally looks pretty. Probably the most intelligent, but only talks in old English manuscript. it doesn't actually talks but a voice booms from it's presence. Has the power to summon fourth the spectrum of light, but doesn't really do much, so when provoked, it usually pokes things with it's horn.

Kraken (last time between 1601-1859):
Probably the most bestest one, as it's pure funness to be. Can use it's giant tentacles to traverse many miles within a very short space of time, be it in water or on land. Often feared due to a couple of misunderstandings with the Vikings. It was just a joke that got out of hand.

The life form was created in a limbo between heaven and earth, were a great troop of heroes met, including Gandhi, Chuck Norris, Genghis Kahn, Darth Vader, Charles Darwin, Pharaoh Tutankhamen and Jesus. They found the genetics of many creatures, and magically bound them together, using the force. The genetic information was too much for one form to take, so before a mighty explosion occurred, Chuck Norris delivered a swift kick that quartered the genetic information. They sent the creature out into the world, in the year 1562 BC, and stored the other three forms in a special piece of Tupperware in limbo. As the creature dies, in a desperate attempt to save it's self, as the genetic information forces it, it breaks time and space around it, to retrieve one of it's other forms from limbo. This creates a large Flash of light, before the form is replaced by another, as it rests in the Tupperware box of vitality....

And that's how I ended up here :D

Current Residence: The Stomach of a Small poultry animal
deviantWEAR sizing preference: XX..XXXXXX...XXXXXXXXL ^^
Print preference: wait... are you planning to buy me somthing???
Favourite genre of music: odd pop
Favourite photographer: oli.... I MEAN SAJAB... *phew*
Favourite style of art: Animanga... Mangime, wait... ah whateva
Shell of choice: a big, shiny pointy one ^^
Skin of choice: metal plates!!
Favourite cartoon character: Angel-of-Time, because i only know her as San XD
Personal Quote: People who say that "religeon causes war", are idiots...
Ok... I've not done a journal in ages... sorry :L
JUST going to say, i've started some vlogs on youtube :D
don't know if you'd be interested, but they're random and fun, and i do them in my pyjamas :D
here's my channel…
please look at them :D
  • Mood: Cat Fight
  • Listening to: hitting pigs with hammers, and scotch eggs
  • Reading: the holy bibly
  • Watching: seeing if a chicken can survive a 200 ft drop
  • Playing: with knifes
  • Eating: this awesome sanuidge!
  • Drinking: hot chocolate approved by nuns! i acctually am!

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KakashiMorph Featured By Owner May 17, 2015
Happy birthday! :o
KakashiMorph Featured By Owner May 17, 2014
Happy birthday again. :3
KakashiMorph Featured By Owner May 17, 2013
Happy birthday!!!
SimirrorofShadows Featured By Owner May 17, 2012
Happy Birthday! :cake::D:cake:
LittleMissSherlocked Featured By Owner May 17, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Happy birthday! Many happy returns!
Niikii-Rocks Featured By Owner May 17, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Happy Birthday! Hope you have a great one!! :3 ^_^
Sword-of-Randomness Featured By Owner May 19, 2011
nyar THANKS! :D
angel-of-time Featured By Owner May 17, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
I see that it is your birthday :star:
Happy Birthday my friend!!! :la:
I hope you will enjoy the day, no matter if the :sun: shines or the rain splashes :meow:
Enjoy your :cake:, your day and the rest of your new year :huggle:
Sword-of-Randomness Featured By Owner May 19, 2011
it's been FAR too long really, hasn't it :O
how are you?
sergeant-Moggy Featured By Owner May 17, 2011  Student Digital Artist
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